Sermon on the Mount- in progress

The internet is creaking and rattling mightily today. Chattering venues are only intermittently live. Everything is torqued so tight, sites are pulling hamstrings.

My theory? Because God's at the podium at MacWorld.

Bring it, StevenThe internet is creaking and rattling mightily today. Chattering venues are only intermittently live. Everything is torqued so tight, sites are pulling hamstrings.

My theory? Because God's at the podium at MacWorld.

Bring it, Steven!

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Addendum

I thought my idea might have been half-baked if only for the fact that- what the heck do I know?

And then I saw Mathew Ingram's post:
Hey, Steve—you broke the internet.

Of course, he has the actual data. I was reading tea leaves.

Thanks, Matthew!