Me: Mom, I thought you'd want to know that I am going out tonight.
Ros: That's so nice, dear! Finally!
Me: I'm going out with the lesbians.
Ros: What?! I thought you said you had a date.
Me: No- I said I'm going out tonight. Dina and Gail are good friends of mine and I haven't seen them in a while.
Ros: Tell me you're not going that way.
Me: Mom, c'mon.
Ros: No- the correct response is "Of course not, Mother!" Then again, whatever makes you happy... So, are Dina and Gail a couple?
Me: Oh yes- they are. Very much so.
Ros: Now, dear, don't get between them. Be careful.
Sunday, October 7, 2007
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Your mother's name is Rosencrantz? That's so cool. Does she flip coins much?
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