Sunday, June 27, 2010

A conversation

Over martinis at the Apollo Grill...

Me: So, I have this friend. He's kind of an unusual cat.

Kerry: Really... How unusual?

Me: He's a juicer.

Kerry: [*gasp!*] Like... steroids?!

Me: No. Like kale and apples.

2 comments:

Frank said...

LOL...I don't get either kind of juicer.

Brickgrrl said...

Well, Kerry would think that since she's been swinging kettle-bells and kicking serious ass at her gym. That's some not-so-pretty slang for someone who takes steroids to buff up. The other kind—my friend—puts a lot of things into a blender and drinks the concoction. I'm not sure which is worse.