Tuesday, February 27, 2007

A recent exchange

Mom: Would you like a glass of wine?

Me: No, thanks.

Mom: Are you sure?

Me: There are these 10 pounds I'm trying to lose and I'm trying to kick start my metabolism. I read that alcohol can sabotage that.

Mom: Dear, it's your age. Try to get used to it.

Me: [sigh]

Mom: Are you sure you don't want any wine? Marie's husband made it.

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