I want to meet the focus group that thought vanilla chai scented deodorant would be a good idea. No- wait- on second thought, I don't. Along with Asian pear and some tropical fruit concoction, the brand I buy now has this whole food-related extension. That's in addition to a whole existing array of cloying "fresh" scents that will do battle with whatever perfume you're wearing. Powder fresh, rain forest, old lady potpourri. Just try and find unscented. Unscented! A product so exotic it takes a 1/4 tank of gas to find it. It's easier to score heroin around here.